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80 Wellington Street

(google map)

condition: salvage
cryptocurrency ok
size / dimensions: 36" Diameter; 980 Km long

For sale: one pipeline project, in fair condition. Comes with federal approval. (subject to 15 legal challenges, but it'll be fine). Also comes with a vintage 1950s pipeline.

The vintage pipeline is a handyman's dream project. It has been in place since the 1950s and has only had around 70 spills - a great fixer upper.

Nestled in a cosy right of way, with mountain, river and ocean views, and through prime agricultural and dense residential real estate in Vancouver's red-hot housing market! Close to schools, day cares and community centres. (the neighbours can be a little loud, but we find it's easiest just to ignore them)

Buyers must be prepared to hold $500M in cash for oil spill liability, which we think is such a low likelihood that we haven't even done any modelling.

PRICE REDUCTION: Asking $4.5B (CAD) OBO. Ask for Justin.

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